Odawara and Opening Ceremony
Today is first sunshine peeking between clouds in 29 degrees Celcius temperature and 70% humidty. Siteseeing around Odawara City, a meeting and then Opening Ceremony will take place.Manboy might not be happy when he sees that MumManboy has posted his Group's Comedy Script for their Australian Performance at Opening Ceremony! They are very clever to have guessed performance will dub them as the Comedy Group. See below and laugh before he founds out!!
Comedy Group Script
Cast:
1 - Steve Irwin
2 - Girl drowning and Other Boy
3 - Teri
4 - Steves Apprentice- Shane
5 - Surfer dude
6 - Fisher, Lifesaver
7 - Kooy- cooking on the BBQ
8 - Young boy
Scene: The Beach; life savers; BBQ; surfing- a normal day at the beach
Girl drowns in the surf, Kooy is at his BBQ, Fisher rushes to save Girl, and then he drowns too.
Steve comes onto the scene, with Wife Teri and work placement boy Shane. Teri is holding a doll(pretend baby, going to be eaten by a croc) Boy plays a game of cricket with other boy (formerly drowned girl), bowls the ball into Shane, causing him to slip over while Steve introduces him.
Steve: Crikey, I'm steve Irwin, and this is my Wife Teri, Our son Warrumgimbi, and a good mate of mine, Shane!
(Shane Waves, and gets hit by cricket ball, falls over)
Shane: Ow!
(goes to get up, Kooy batting in cricket swings and Shane gets hit in the head with the bat, falls over again)
Steve: Crikey Shane, now's not the time to play cricket, lets go catch us a croc!
Teri: Hey Steve, Warrumgimbi wants to go for a swim!
Steve: Ok, put her in Teri!
(Teri puts Warrumgimbi into the water (someone behind the dropsheet holds her up, makes it look like she's swimming.)
Steve: Ok, now where's that croc?
(someone behind sheet holds up inflatable croc and makes it look like Warrum is getting eaten!).
Steve: Haw! Crikey!
(Fisher hits a snag, pulls on line, line frees, and hits Shane in the head).
Croc surfaces on water, Steve notices
Steve: Crikey, there's our croc!
Teri: I see it Steve!
(Steve sneaks up and tackles Croc, gets smeared with tomato sauce by whoever is behind Dropsheet comes out with stunned croc)
Teri: Wow steve!
(Fisher flings rod back, Shane wakes, stands up, gets fish hooks caught up nostrils)
Teri: Not the time to muck about Shane, help Steve with the Croc!
Steve: (Crawls out of water, bloody and holding Croc) Crikey, that was dangerous!
(Shane stumbles onto feet, stands near BBQ, Fisher pulls inflatable shark out of water on rod, screaming ecstatically, rod and fish swing around, hit Shane, sending him onto BBQ grills)
(Steve, holding crock, walking with Terry sees a Surfer dude, an old friend of their's, they go to shake hands, start talking. Surfer puts "Surfboard" on Shane, who is still on BBQ grills, and shakes Steves hand).
(Shane pushes off board, Steve tells him to hold the croc)
Steve: Hey shane, take this, ta!
Kooy: Give that man a new!
(throws Steve a can, it goes past Steve, falcons Shane, falls half into water, tries to scramble out, but is dragged under by Croc, pulled under, fingernails trying to grip the floor.
THE END
I am now worried Manboy (Shane) might be hospitalised.
posted by Manboy at
12:34 pm
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